There's one thing I've always hated about the holiday season. It isn't the crowds or the traffic or the insanity at the mall or the cost or even the annual what-do-I-get-my-brother-this-year dilemma.
It's the wrapping.
I hate it.
And if you think about it, just how smart do you have to be to figure out that the gift you spent 20 minutes turning into a beautiful, tempting package is going to be denuded in about 2.4 seconds when the recipient gets it. How often have you heard someone say "Oh my! This wrapping is to beautiful to rip off the package. I'll just wonder what's inside!"
Give me a break, huh? I mean think about it. Why do you suppose Santa opts for stockings, huh? Because he's smarter than we are that's why!
And yet, year after year we go through the same ordeal. So as a public service I submit to you my...